EMİNEM-Criminal

**TuRaBreK** · 04-13-2008, 08:42 AM

[Eminem]
A lot of people ask me.. stupid fucking questions
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records
or what I talk about on a record

that I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it
Or if I say that

I wanna kill somebody

that..
I'm actually gonna do it
or that I believe in it
Well

shit.. if you believe that
then I'll kill you
You know why?
Cause I'm a

CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god damn right
I'm a CRIMINAL
Yeah

I'm a CRIMINAL

[Eminem]
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homoaaa

hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah

you're just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans

watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)
That's my motherfucking balls

you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum

you'll never get hold of em
Hey

it's me

Versace
Whoops

somebody shot me!
And I was just checking the mail
Get it? Checking the 'male'?
How many records you expecting to sell
after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy

I like gay men
Right

Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lord

this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child

help us destroy these demons
Oh

and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher

fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me

my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV

and Comcast cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from topping these charts
And you can't stop me from dropping each March
with a brand new CD for these fucking retards
Duhhh

and to think

it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck

" still won't leave

[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]

I'm a CRIMINAL
Cause every time I write a rhyme

these people think it's a crime
to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word

I just flip em the bird
and keep going

I don't take shit from no one

[Eminem]
My mother did drugs - hard-liquor

cigarettes

and speed
The baby came out - disfigured

ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller

but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker
than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...
My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
aaa in his Oval Office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me

you won't avoid me
You can't miss me

I'm white

blonde-haired
and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
in plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady

I'm as crazy as Em
-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniac's in
Replacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather

so I'm taking his place
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh

that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you Dre

you should've kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it

eh?
I'm a CRIMINAL

[Interlude Skit]
Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker
get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there
[Em] Aight
I'll be right here waiting on you
[Em] Aight
Yo Em
[Em] What?!
Don't kill nobody this time
[Em] Awwright... god damn

fuck...
(whistling) how you doin'?
[Teller] HI

how can I help you?
[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl
[Teller] Okay
[Eminem] Put the fucking money in the bag bitch
and I won't kill you!
[Teller] What? Oh my god

don't kill me
[Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch

quit looking around...
[Teller] Don't kill me

please don't kill me...
[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you
Hurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you!

[Eminem]
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank

run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back

shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die

bitches

bastards

brats

pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a fuck

I'd shave my nuts
tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough
to say the stuff I say

so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*]
Shit

half the shit I say

I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask

04-13-2008, 08:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
TuRaBreK Mareşal	EMİNEM-Criminal [Eminem] A lot of people ask me.. stupid fucking questions A lot of people think that.. what I say on records or what I talk about on a record that I actually do in real life or that I believe in it Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that.. I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it Well shit.. if you believe that then I'll kill you You know why? Cause I'm a CRIMINAL CRIMINAL You god damn right I'm a CRIMINAL Yeah I'm a CRIMINAL [Eminem] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez Or the homoaaa hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes" Homophobic? Nah you're just heterophobic Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!) That's my motherfucking balls you'd better let go of em They belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of em Hey it's me Versace Whoops somebody shot me! And I was just checking the mail Get it? Checking the 'male'? How many records you expecting to sell after your second LP sends you directly to jail? C'mon!-- Relax guy I like gay men Right Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!) Please Lord this boy needs Jesus Heal this child help us destroy these demons Oh and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher You can't reach me my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause I watch TV and Comcast cable and you ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from topping these charts And you can't stop me from dropping each March with a brand new CD for these fucking retards Duhhh and to think it's just little ol' me Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck" still won't leave [Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)] I'm a CRIMINAL Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL but I don't gotta say a word I just flip em the bird and keep going I don't take shit from no one [Eminem] My mother did drugs - hard-liquor cigarettes and speed The baby came out - disfigured ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ... My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral aaa in his Oval Office on top of his desk Off of his own employee Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me You can't miss me I'm white blonde-haired and my nose is pointy I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes and laughs As long as it ain't happened to him Slim Shady I'm as crazy as Em -inem and Kim combined - [kch] the maniac's in Replacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather so I'm taking his place (Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh that's Dre with an AK to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you Dre you should've kept that thang put away I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it eh? I'm a CRIMINAL [Interlude Skit] Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there [Em] Aight I'll be right here waiting on you [Em] Aight Yo Em [Em] What?! Don't kill nobody this time [Em] Awwright... god damn fuck... (whistling) how you doin'? [Teller] HI how can I help you? [Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl [Teller] Okay [Eminem] Put the fucking money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you! [Teller] What? Oh my god don't kill me [Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch quit looking around... [Teller] Don't kill me please don't kill me... [Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you Hurry the fuck up! [BOOM] Thank you! [Eminem] Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it So I'll be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it I'll hide for five minutes Come back shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die bitches bastards brats pets This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [dog whines] If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck You motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough to say the stuff I say so just tape it shut [tape unrolls] Shit half the shit I say I just make it up To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask

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